Once there were two friends Chagan and Magan. Chagan got married and led a family life. Magan grew up to become a sanyasi (saint). After several years one day Magan visited Chagan's house, and asked Chagan what has he achived in these years and said "see I can open the door without getting up from here." By his tapsya (power) he did so.
At this Chagan thought for a while and called his son Pappu and told him to close the door and said "see I too can have the door closed without getting up from here Ha Ha Ha".
A cop caught a person running from the scene of crime.
Cop: Any thing you say will be held against you.
Criminal: Sophia Loren
Guy from Netherland: Our flag symbolises our taxes. We get red when
we talk of them, white when we get the our tax bill and blue after we pay
them.
The American friend: It’s the same with us. The difference is that
we see the stars too.
Differences
Man and Woman: A man will spend $2 for $1 for something he wants, while
a woman will spend $1 for $ 2 for something she doesn’t want
Tax and Fine: A fine is a tax for doing wrong and a tax is a fine for
doing well
Childhood and middle age: In childhood you make funny faces in the
mirror, and in middle age the mirror makes funny faces.
Q: Why are Indians Power hungry?
A: Power Cuts
Tourist: Whose skull is that?
Guide: Julius Caesar
Tourist: Whose skull is that small one?
Guide: Julius Caesar when he was a small boy.
Teacher: What’s wrong with the sentence "The horse and cow is in the
field."?
Student: Ladies should be mentioned first.
Q: Why did you throw your mother out of the window?
A: To see ‘motherland’
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