"Dear,
asked the husband, what exactly is hypnotism?
Hypnotism, replied the wife, is getting a man into your power and
then making him do whatever you want him to do.
Snorted the husband, That's not hypnotism - that's marriage.
I've
got bad new for you. Your wife ran away with your neigh-bour.
Tell me the bad news first.
Displayed
on a signpost: In dust real development of India - in place
of Industrial Development of India.
Q:
Why are doctors and lawyers never perfect? A: Because they are always practising.
Q:
On which way, no one can walk? A: Norway. Q: Which is biggest pan of the world? A: Japan. Q: Which is the biggest rope in the World? A: Europe Q: Which cow doesn't give milk? A: Moscow Q: Which cat is not a cat A: Muscat
Q:
Which sport is used for carrying people and goods from one place
to another? A: Tran-sport.
A
man went into a shoe repair shop and told the new assis-tant that
he wanted his old shoes soled by the afternoon. When he returned
to pick up the shoes, the assistant gave him Rs.20 and said, I sold
them almost as soon as you left.
Policeman:
Did you know that your wife fell out of the car a mile back? Man: What a relief! I thought I had gone deaf.
Q:
Where do bees go for a ride? A: To the buzz-stop. Q: What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? A: A postage-stamp Q: What is full of holes but can hold water? A: A sponge. Q: How do you get rid of varnish? A: Take away the letter "r"
