The
movies they see:
Managers: Yes Boss NRIs: Pardes Gardeners: Kagaz Ke Phool Astrologers: Ram Jaane Time Keepers: Lamhe Tourists: Guide
A
small town is where you plug in your hair dryer and the streetlights
dim. And where the all-night cafes close by 8 p.m.
She
wanted to see the world - so he gave her a world map!
A
sign board: If you have nothing to do, please do not do it here.
A
barber was asked to join his friends sixth wife's funer-al. "We
can't go again," said the barber.
"But why not?" asked his wife.
"Well, don't you think its bad that we keep going to funer-als
without having called him even once for a similar occa-sion at our
house?"
What
is the opposite of meteorite: meteor-left What is a foreign ant: Import-ant What happened twice in America and Asia: The letter "A" What does a teacher get if she puts all her students under the
microscope: A magnifying class.
Chemistry
Teacher: Jones, what does HN03 signify? Jones: An, err, I have it right on the tip of my tongue,
sir. Teacher: Well, you better spit it out. It's nitric acid.
