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Aruna
: Do you know that my aunt's baby is a year old now, and he's
been walking since he was eight months old?
Prema : Really? He must be awfully tired. |
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Fat
person : I am really disgusted with my new diet.
Friend: Why?
Fat person : I stepped on the weighting scale to day and
it said one person at a time, please! |
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Raghu
: Vivek, do you know swimming?
Vivek : No.
Raghu : With so much of water around you, what can't you
swim?
Vivek : with so much of air around you, why can't you fly? |
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Saurav
: How old are you?
Gaurav : Pushing thirty.
Saurav : From which direction? |
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Q
: What travels faster, heat or cold?
A : Heat, because it is easy to catch it is easy to catch
a cold. |
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Mom
: Lalit, I thought I told you to watch for the milk boiling
over.
Lalit : I did mom, it boiled over five minutes ago. |
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Teacher
: Nancy what is a cannibal?
Nancy : I don't know, Ma'am
Teacher : Well, if you were to eat your parents, what would
you be?
Nancy : An orphan, Ma'am. |
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Q
: Why do we say, 'he earns his bread... when what we really
mean is he earns his money...?
A : Because everybody 'kneads it.
Q : Why are tall people lazier than short people?
A : Because they're longer in bed. |
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