Judge
: Have you anything to offer the court before the sentence is
passed on you? Prisoner : No sir, I had Rs. 200 but my lawyer took it.
Teacher
: How can you say that animals have powerful eyes? Student : I've never seen them wearing glasses.
Father
: Sunil what would you like to be when you grow up? Sunil : A veterinary doctor Father : Why, a veterinary doctor? Sunil : Because an animal can't complain of wrong treatment.
Shyam
: Doctor, you remember last summer when you recommended that
I go out with girls to get my mind off my business? Shyam : Can you prescribe something to get my mind back on
my business?
Q
: What is the difference between a dev and a devi? A : Kapil Dev and Sri Devi.
Q
: which man is famous for drawing cartoons? A : R.K. Lax-man
Q
: Where do you find cherries in ponds? A : In Pondicherry.
Manoj
: I was sending a letter to my girlfriend almost every-day. Suresh : Then what happened? Manoj : She fell in love with the postman and got married
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