Definitions
: Yawn : The only time married men get to open their mouth. Actor : A man who tries to be everything but himself
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Adult : A person who has stopped growing at ends but grows
in the middle. Clock : A device to measure how much time one is wasting. Lock : A device that informs the burglar about the absence
of the occupant and eases the burglary.
While
Mr Smith waited at the airport to board a plane, he noticed a computer
that would give our weight and fortune. Mr Smith dropped a coin
in the slot, the computer screen displayed: "You weigh 80 kg.,
you are married, and you are going to London." Mr Smith was
dumbstruck.
Another man put a coin and the screen read: "You weigh 88 kg.,
you are divorced and are on your way to Tokyo." Mr Smith enquired
from the man whether those lines about him were right and the man
replied positively. Then Mr Smith went to the men’s room, changed
his clothes and went to the computer again. This time the screen
read: "You still weigh 80 kg., You are still married and you
have just missed your flight to London."
Museum
Administrator: That’s a 5000 year old statue you have just broken.
Visitor: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
Definitions: Career Girl : One who prefers plots and plans to pots and
pans. Neighbour : One who knows more about you than you do Etc.: A sign used to make others believe that you know more
than what you really do. Politician : A person ready to give your life for his country Doctor : The guy who cures your ills with pills and kills
you with bills. Smile : Feminine electromagnetic force which causes instant
drop in masculine voltage Aroma : Whisper heard by nose. Love : A surgery involving heart transplant where the incision
is made through the eye without any bloodshed.
John
: Why have you been telling everyone that I am a fool? Harry : Oh, sorry. I didn’t know that it was a secret.
