Guy
1: Are there any alligators in this pond Guy 2: No Guy 1: So I can swim here without being attacked by an alligator Guy 2: Yes
(Guy 1 goes in the pond) Guy 1: How came there are no alligators in this pond Guy 2: They are afraid of sharks
Nervous
passenger in the Titanic : How far are we from land? Captain : About two miles Passenger : Is that all? How wonderful. In which direction? Captain : Downwards
I
could have been a judge but I lacked a strong constitution
I could have been a saint but I could never keep my peace of mind
I could have been an ace marksman but I was riddled with doubts
about my talent
Teacher
: There is no difficulty in this world we cannot overcome Student : Have you tried squeezing toothpaste back
into the tube
What
did the Kangaroo say when it found it's baby missing
"My pocket has been picked"
Student:
I want to fight corruption. What should I do? Teacher : Try to reach a high office or enter politics Student : And how do I reach there? Teacher : With the help of corruption and nepotism
Doctor
: How's the patient feeling? Nurse : Oh, he is much better. He started talking this morning. Doctor : What did he say? Nurse : He said, he is feeling much worse.
Student
: I don't think I deserve a zero. Teacher : I agree with you, but that's the lowest I am allowed
to give.
Why
did Eve never quarrel with Adam?
Because she had no mother to go back to.
