What
do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What
do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
Why
does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why
does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How
can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why
can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone.
How
do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh,
look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
What
do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why
does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.
BMW cars were having
back mounted engines earlier.
Sardar Hari Singh Purchased a new BMW and was driving back to
home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Sardarji came
out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem.
Immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh
came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused
and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and
asked him what was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool. They have
given me the Car without the engine." Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the
back of my BMW. You can take that."
