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Barbed cut:
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When he offered
to pay, the barber refused saying:” I can’t accept money from
you. You ‘re a good man--- you do God’s work.” The next morning
the barber found a dozen bibles at the door of his shop.
One day, he gave a haircut to a policeman. When he offered to
pay, the barber refused, saying:”You’re a good man-----you protect
the public.” The next morning , he found a dozen doughnuts at
the door of his shop.
Then one day the haircut to a lawyer.’ You’re a good man----you
serve the cause of justice,” the barber said, and refused to accept
money.
The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting
for a haircut at the door of his shop.
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Boss to the
secretary: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you
at last month’s Christmas party you could neglect to do you work
around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.
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What’s the difference
between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes, whack!…..damn!
And a skydiver goes, damn!….whack!
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How many psychratrists
does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb has to want to change.
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Why was the
nurse nicknamed Appendix?
Because every doctor wanted to take her out.
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Words
of Wisdom :
Support bacteria------it’s the only culture some people have.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Nothing helps adult education like children.
The way for nations to do away with war may be to pray more, and
prey less.
Amnesia is nature’s way of saying, ”Forget it!”. |
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Truths:
A man does’nt mind if his wife can read him like a book, as
long as she does’nt do it aloud. |
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A
typo in a recent newspaper report:
“The docter felt the patient’s purse and admitted there was nothing
he could do.” |
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