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Jokes
for You from ChooseIndia
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Getting married
is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
what you want, then you see what somebody else has and you wish
you had ordered that.
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A Diplomat is
a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
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Why did Mickey
mouse get shot?
Because Donald ducked.
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An english professor
wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing"
on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it. The
men write: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."The
women wrote:"A woman, without her, man is nothing."
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A policeman stopped
a motorist who had just gone through a stop sign, and was about
to give him ticket when the motorist said, "Officer, you
can't give me a ticket for that!"
"Why not?" asked the officer.
"Because although I did not stop, the way was clear and it
was safe, so I slowed right down, and it's almost the same."
The officer then pulled out his baton and started hitting
the motorist.
" What are you doing!" yelled the motorist in surprise.
"Do you want me to slow down or stop?" asked the officer.
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What
do you call a scared cow?
A coward. |
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Bill
and Hillary went out for dinner and when the waiter came to take
their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied,"Medium."
Then the waiter asked,"How about your vegetable?"
She replied:"Oh, he can order for himself." |
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