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Career
advice to a...
Gardener: It's hardly a bed of roses.
Convict: Getting in is easier than getting out,
Casanova: It's a hand to skirt existence. |
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"Last
week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye, she had to go to the
doctor and it cost me Rs. 150," a man said.
"That's nothing," the other replied. "Last week a
cocktail dress got into my wife's eye and it cost me Rs.1500." |
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Dentist
examining patient's tooth:
"This tooth is dead."
"Then pull it out, doctor."
"I can put a crown on it."
"No, I prefer to bury it without any special ceremony." |
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Judge
to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third
time?
Defendant: Well, you come every day. |
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A
synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. |
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"When
we are married, I shall share all your sorrows and troubles."
"but I've none."
"I said when we're married." |
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Why
did the man wear a wet shirt?
Because the shirt’s label said: "Wash and wear." |
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Teacher
: Where do we get silk from?
Rohan : From silkworm, sir.
Teacher: Good. And where do we get butter from?
Rohan: From butterflies, sir. |
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Q: Which
city is trying to get rid of its mad people?
A: Madrid.
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