Two
salesmen were sent to a remote country in Africa to estimate the
demand of shoes Salesman 1: shot back a letter saying: No demand at all.
Nobody wears shoes here. Salesman 2: shot back a telegram saying: Unlimited potential.
Send all production. Nobody wears shoes here.
Guy
: Which one of the three, money, hard work or brain is important? Saint: While riding a tricycle, which is the most important
wheel.
Q:
A mouse asked a elephant, taking bath to come out of the water. Reason: Mouse wanted to see whether elephant had worn its
shorts.
A
mouse was running frantically. Elephant stopped it and asked the
reason. Mouse: The tigress is pregnant Elephant: So? Mouse: The tiger suspects me.
Q:
How do you put a elephant in refrigerator in three steps? Answer: Open the door, put the elephant, close the door.
Q:
All animals went to the party hosted by the tiger. One didn't
go. Who and Why? Answer: Elephant, It was in the refrigerator.
Q:
What is difficult? A: To put an elephant in a car.
Q: What is more difficult? A: To put an pregnant elephant in a car.
Q: What is even more difficult? A: To make an elephant pregnant in a car
