"Have
you got those cards that say: To my one and only love?"
"Yes, miss."
"Then I will take a dozen."
Newly-wed
man: For the first week I talked and my wife listened. The second
week, she talked and I listened... Friend: And now ? Man: Now we both talk and our neighbours listen.
Love
is blind and marriage is an eye opener!
Do
you have a family tree?
No. we don't even have family flower pot!
What
happened to the plant in the maths class ?
It developed square roots!
A
man was playing in the beach with at least a dozen kids.
"Are they all yours?" a lady passing by asked curiously.
"Of course not," he snapped "I'm a contraceptive
salesman and these are all complaints," he added.
Wife:
Darling , what is the difference between truth and confidence? Husband: That you are Pinki's mother is truth and I am confident
that she is my daughter.
Travails of
a constipated M.P.: "It is difficult to pass any motion
either at home or in the House."
When
a customer complained about the bread to the baker, he replied:
I was making bread before you were born".
May be, said the customer but why sell it now.
