The
professor called out the name of Venkatanarayanan three times, during
the roll call.
There as no response
The professor remarked, " Doesn’t he have a single friend in
this class?
A
teacher was testing the young student's intelligence.
When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his six-year old.
22nd February said the child.
What year my dear?
Every year said the child with a smile.
Man
on telephone:
Is that the Salvation Army?
Yes.
Do you save girls?
Yes we certainly try to
Well save one for me on Saturday night.
I'm
just of to see my brother
He's taking part in a six-day bicycle race.
But, that got over two days ago.
I know - I’m going to tell him.
Two
men at the gates of Heaven... Guy 1: What did you die of? Guy 2: I died of cold. What about you? Guy 1: I came home and heard my wife speaking to some guy.
I searched the house but found nobody. I felt so guilty that my
heart failed. Guy 2: If you had opened the refrigerator, none of us would
have died.
Results
of a study on what men do after having sex. 10%: Simply sleep 15%: Take bath and sleep 20%: Take some nourishment and sleep 55%: Go back home and sleep.
An
English tourist visiting India was admiring the architecture of
monuments but commenting that in their country construction takes
much less time.
On Taj Mahal: Tourist: How much time this took to built? Guide: 20 years. Tourist: Lazy workers. We can do that in 5 years.
On Red Fort: Tourist: How much time this took to built? Guide: 10 years. Tourist: Lazy workers. We can do that in 2 years.
And so on….
On Qutub Minar: Tourist: How much time this took to built? Guide: I don’t know what is this. Till yesterday this was
not there.
