What
runs around the house but never comes in?
A fence. What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin.
Heard
this one? Education kills by "degrees".
Film
producer to censor board : Sir, ours is a low-budget film! we
cannot afford costumes."
Censor
: "About this picture, Beaches and Peaches, you call it
an educational film. What does it teach? Film producer : "Anatomy."
John
had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss
for two more weeks off to get married.
"What!" shouted the boss. "I can't give you more
time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"
Are you nuts?" replied John.
That would have ruined my entire vacation."
Husband:
Darling, you don't know how much I love you! I may not be rich like
the young man next door, I am not be able to lavish money on you
as he might, but believe me, I love you so much that I would do
anything on earth for you." Wife: Then introduce me to the young man next door.
Son
: "Dad you are very lucky." Father : Why? Son : This year you don't have to purchase any books, be-cause
I am in the same class.
