Man
to Wife: Do you know, dear, that the biggest idiot always marries
the prettiest woman. Wife: It’s been a long time since you gave me a compliment
but I must say that you did it very nicely.
Outside
an English coaching centre: Weak in English? We shall improve
your weakness.
Customer:
I would like to try on that dress in the window. Salesperson: Sorry, madam, but you will have to use the dressing
room.
Father:
Did you children help your mother today? First Child: Yes daddy. I washed the dishes. Second Child: I dried them. Third Child: I picked the pieces.
Why
did the moron throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to see the butter-fly.
A
little boy on coming back from school to his mother: Oh! I had
a tough day at office. Mom: Office? Boy: Yes. The Principal’s office.
Girl:
Will you do anything for me? Boy: Yes, anything. Girl: Then jump from the terrace. Boy: Ladies first, please.
Resolution
1: 1994: I will try to be a better husband to Maggie. 1995: I will not leave Maggie. 1996: I will try for reconciliation with Maggie. 1997: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
Resolution
2: 1994: I will stop looking at other women. 1995: I will not get involved with Wanda. 1996: I will not let Wanda pressure me into another marriage. 1997: I will stop looking at other women.
