Teacher:
What can you tell me about nitrates? Student: They are cheaper than Day rates.
Teacher:
An anecdote is a short tale. Make a sentence using the word anecdote. Student: My dog ran on the road wagging its anecdote.
Why
can’t you beat Agassi?
Brooke Shields him
Why
does a money lender prefer to be alone? Because he is a loaner
Why
is Indian cricket team’s performance nightmarish?
Because it’s a dream team
Wife:
What is the difference between truth and belief? Husband: Your pregnancy is a truth but the fact that I am
the sole person responsible for it is a belief
Son:
Daddy, give me your car. I am old enough to drive. Father: Yes, but my car is not old enough to be given to
you
Guy
1: My father always whistles while he works Guy 2: He must be a happy man Guy 1: He is a traffic policeman
A
drunk motorist, caught for speeding, explained to the policeman
that he was too drunk to drive safely, so he was hurrying home before
he caused an accident
Waiter:
Would you have an egg on the toast, sir? Customer: Why, haven’t you got any plates?
