The
parents of a hyperactive child came home from a dinner party and
found the baby sitter lying in the middle of the room. They exclaimed
"What happened" The baby sitter replied " I am fine.
I am just laying dead. This is the only way I get some rest."
An
almost bald man was arguing with the barber as to why was he charging
so much for cutting so little hair. The barber replied " 90%
is for finding the hair and 10% for cutting.
Customer:
"Why have written salt on the sugar bag" Shopkeeper: " That is to fool the ants".
Guy
1: "Are you afraid of your wife?" Guy 2: "I will ask my wife and tell you."
Guy
1: "How long were you in jail?" Guy 2: "Two weeks" Guy 1: "What was the charge?" Guy 2: "No charge. Everything was free".
In
a contest for road safety slogans, one suggestion
He looked; She didn’t
He is; She isn’t.
New
Yorker, looking at Niagara Falls, "I bet you don’t have
anything like that in Texas." Texan: "We don’t, but we have a plumber who can fix
that leak in ten minutes".
Guy
1: Do you believe in ghosts? Guy 2: Of course not. Guy 1: Then would spend the night in the haunted house? Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Why not? Guy 2: I might be wrong.
Guy
1: She is very environment friendly. She doesn’t use deodorants
as they are harmful to environment. Guy 2: But she can kill half the human race just by lifting
her hand up.
