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Jokes
for You from ChooseIndia
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TO
LOOSE WEIGHT...
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for
300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji
called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he
had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home." |
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SPARE
BOMB
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt
and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them
in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off.
Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off
now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare
bomb in the back seat" |
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COUNT
THE CHICKEN
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a
country road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.
"Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
"If I guess how many, can I have one?"
"You can have both of them."
"OK, Five?" |
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ANOTHER
COUNT!
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up
and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks
the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down
on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"
The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really
want to know, I can let you go under there and find out.
He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him,
and he says, "Okay."
The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and
the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down
on it yelling "87, 87, 87"... |
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EMPLOYMENT?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to
the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled
there. After much thought he wrote :Yes. |
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